little blue pills

i walk in to my doctor's office and sit down and pick up a magazine. the receptionist asks, do you have an appointment? i say no, i'm bored and just wanted to read a magazine. she looks at me quizzically. I then say do you have some samples that will entertain me? she asks me, what do you want? i tell her, well my boy friend told me that if i don't give him a tune up soon he'll have to look elsewhere. she gets up and goes around back and comes back with a bottle and says shhhh! 4 viagra tabs! woo hoo!