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Inspired by angreeblkcub who was inspired by others
top ten reasons why I would make a lousy boyfriend
1. clearly, I will value my relationship with my friends over our relationship
2. I will drink and smoke your bank account dry
3. I’m not versatile, so you’re out of luck
4. I’ll blatantly cruise black guys right in front of you and your mother
5. I will wake up in the middle of the night and start cursing and screaming at you in my sleep
6. I will bore you to tears with stories about El Salvador in the late 80s
7. I will curse god and government in front of your grandmother and or priest
8. I’ll get stinking drunk and make a pass at our cabbie
9. every time someone asks if I would like a drink, I always, and I mean always ask for a triple high call long island iced tea
10. I’ll leave play toys out during for dinner parties
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